Ohhhhhhhhh Zeke. Zeke Zeke Zeke. What have you gotten yourself into now?
Seriously, who DOES that? Goes into a building that by experience alone everyone knows NOT TO GO IN THERE? I can hear it now, "Aaaand the Dharma Award goes toooooo..."
Very kind of you to leave your laptop open for me, by the way. Haven't you ever heard of "logging out"? You never were very internet-savvy, were you?
So, hopefully, Zeke, you read this and you survive your little excursion, and when you do, just know that I'll be in contact soon. And that goes for the rest of you too, y'hear? You all be ready for when I call.
No, I'm not Redlight.
No, I'm not a remnant.
No, I'm not a fed.
No, I don't work for Slender Man in any way shape or form.
But you'll know me when you see me.
Hope you get out of there, Zee.
Oh, and Mary says hi.